this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot Twist: Random noise is a stray cat breaking in, that is about to claim Anon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Twistier: The noises were never his cat and their house has been haunted the entire time. Or, maybe a squatter that just knows how to hide really well...

Edit: my writing is horrible when I'm waking up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Like a certain Parasite living in the unknown saferoom just behind the plum wine shelf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The squatter also died last October.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon should get a new one. Plenty of animals in need of a good home

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't know why the cat died.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If Anon hurt a cat 4chan would find him and kill him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You can't hurt the pussy?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

I had a family member die almost 3 years ago. It doesn't feel like they are dead. It just feels like I haven't talked to them in a couple weeks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Noise is cat come back to say all okay in afterlife

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We made it less than two weeks without a new dog; the silence around the house was what did it. We were so lucky to have found our latest sweetheart at the humane society. She loves everyone, is as smart as I’ve ever known a dog to be, and is so easy around people. Sometimes good things can come from bad ones.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Post bereavement hallucinations are a thing.

Sorry anon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What's that green text of some dude hearing noises in his house and shouting "you better not make me come over there and sew your ass shut with this knitting needle!" ?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

My boy cat died five years ago. I still sometimes wake up in the morning to find myself petting a lump of blanket that is the same size as he was. My girl cat died last summer and when I plop down in my recliner I still leave room on the footrest for her to jump up. I can't bring myself to get another cat yet, although I hope for the sake of other cats that I can eventually do it.