Found some very special "make it look hacky" bash in criminal minds.
NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!!
SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!
HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK
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I upvoted, but the im*ge didn’t load, so I hope that it’s something funny or relevant
Me when I forget why I'm in a directory, then remember, but forget again
pwd even when the bash prompt tells me where I am
I forget pwd
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I‘m in.
We’re home
In root
In root again
Where am i? Let's go to root
cd /
I think you mean cd /root dummy
I've told the wife I can't watch these shows because of how bad the tech always is, and I can't stop myself from losing suspension of disbelief when something like this happens
Brooklyn Nine-Nine did an entire episode lampshading this whole thing. (S06E14 for the curious)
The only exception is Mr. Robot. Check this command the main character runs as root:
shred -uz /*
Only show I've seen where they show real commands with really damaging effects.
I remember watching the first episode and he brought up a terminal and thinking "here we go" then..."holy shit... Those are real commands"
That and the explanations I was ready to laugh at for being terrible, then... Wait, no, those actually make sense
And it is also great television. For me personally, the best I've ever seen. Whoever reads this and hasn't seen it already: Do it! And watch it all! Some might think season 2 is a little slow (I still liked it), but season 3 is just incredible.
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I'm curious what this does, I'll run it when I get home.
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Same issue here.. Now with the TV serie called "The Equalizer" (2021-*).
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/root
root
~/../root
root/
ls /root/
I'm in!
This guy didn't LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then....?
at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.
We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood
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That's some shitty 'hacking'...
But what makes these shell commands 'bash' exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.
Also.. why are 'hackers' always using a shell in some gui program?
Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?
An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.
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Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do tree /
Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking
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I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.
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It makes me happy that I actually understand this stuff now lol
just tried to re-watch "the girl in the spider's web", the not-sequel to fincher's masterpiece that's "the girl with the dragon tattoo". I remember hating it way back when and went in with a "how bad can it be" attitude... dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the "hacking" in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that's the least of its problems.
someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they're driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.
you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here's hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.
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I'm sure there's a community for nonsense TV/film hacking/Linux screens. I can't remember what it's called.
I don't know if equivalent exists on fediverse, but r/itsaunixsystem is available on $that_other_platform.
And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.
I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network
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How is changing directories “hacking”???
Who said it was?
You did
Where?
Where the fuck do you think?
I don't know. Tell me.
Well according to you changing directories is “pro Linux hacking”.
But yes let’s keep pretending it’s a big mystery.
Well, since obviously no one ever has, let me introduce you to the concept of "sarcasm", which everyone else here understood. Just keep getting angry for no reason.
So angry grrrr. Good luck with your hacking
If you ever need help with language concepts, just ask ChatGPT. It has some good definitions and examples for you. This will help you in a language based environment like Lemmy. 👍
Just keep changing directories and the mainframe will be confused and overwhelmed and tHeN ThE SyStEm cOlLaPsEs, MaN!!!
Heresy indeed. The Codex does not support this shell.
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