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[–] [email protected] 338 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I laughed and my partner ask why. I told her it’s some really nerdy humor. She was fine not hearing the joke, but I loosely explained it anyway. She humored me anyway. She’s a good woman.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (3 children)

God my wife would just stare at me and then go on with her previous conversation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My wife would just kiss me so I stfu

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

My boyfriend is completely technically illiterate haha. But he's such a good boy otherwise

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (28 children)

I too think your partner is a good woman

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

She's literally the person in this meme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep that one around

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like that guy that posted an example Bitcoin miner on GitHub, then a bunch of script kiddies forgot to change his wallet info for their own before deploying... He made a good chunk of change by doing nothing malicious.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

So, essentially, really poorly written malware? Given the number of assumptions it makes without any sort of robustness around system configuration it's about as good as any first-pass bash script.

It'd be a stretch to call it malware, it's probably an outright fabrication to call it a virus.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is.. clearly a meme..

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wasn't sure about it either. There's security researchers out there who might genuinely want to get a virus to run in a VM.

But yeah, the cmalw-lib-2.0 gives it away...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, nobody uses cmalw-lib-2.0

Its deprecated, now we use hack-lib-client-1.17

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

systemd-malwared and its front-end malctl are how the cool kids are doing it.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wasn’t sure about it either

It ends with them donating money to the malware's creator...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, that is odd, but not impossible either. I've seen influencers do dumb shit like that for the attention.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you’re saying it’s about as robust as a typical Linux application then?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

He said the thing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Packagers job to make it fit their distro, innit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As a package maintainer, it's a lot of fun sometimes!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think it was a fun post about what we go through sometimes just to get X or Y working. It was quite clever.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

if youre gonna write linux malware at least distribute it as a flatpak ffs

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Scammers these days lack basic courtesy 🤦‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Should've written the malware in Go, smh

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[–] spez 44 points 1 year ago

A system bestowed upon us by gods.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Sorry, folks. Using cmalw-lib is now deprecated.

Cool kids are using systemd-malwd

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

I guess the process could be regarded as gain of function research.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Even if it were inspired, it is significantly different the way it's written. I've hit these same challenges before, so I'm more inclined to think it is independent discovery.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The newer one is a lot funnier though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the old linux hater's blog post "At least we don't have any viruses".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That certainly was a blog with many emotions. Coming at this with no context, it looks like the kind of content that would be beautiful satire, except it's probably not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Linux Hater's Blog was half satire and half honest criticism.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

i laughed so hard 😂 😂 😂

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