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[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago

They invented whiskey, then invented modern chemistry to make better whiskey

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

God invented whisky so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.

My take from this is, God fears the Irish.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So this bit is historically accurate? It's hard to believe nowadays that Family Guy was once clever...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They would have still been drunk in the 15th century.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think while they invented it in the 14th century, they spent the 15th century perfecting it. 😅

The distillation process was still in its infancy; whisky itself was not allowed to age, and as a result tasted very raw and brutal compared to today's versions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky#Ireland_and_Scotland

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Oh, I'm sure. I'm also sure there were many other things going on in that century. I just like the idea that they were drunk as fuck for almost four times as long as I've been drunk.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Beautiful ... Irish invent whiskey and get rip roaring drunk for 300 years before they figure out what kind of social activity they can do while being drunk .... "HEY SHAMUS!!!! let's see how far you can roll that ball!!!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

"Faaaaaak Noooo"

[–] whyNotSquirrel 14 points 23 hours ago