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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

He came not to be served, but to serve...

...,you your own ass!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Turn the other cheek" practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A man only has two cheeks. After that, it's clobbering time!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Whenever some asks 'What would Jesus do?' remind them that whipping a bitch is on the table.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

He gonna be distributing PAIN

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The ACTUAL first miracle was turning gym bottles into cans of whoop ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh… fighting huh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

And on the 7th day, god said, "I'm going to beat the living shit out of you, bro"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No on the Eighth day God said, the first rule about fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gonna kick your ass after church dude, because you're wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

See ya next Monday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

LOL, idk why this made me laugh so hard, but it really did. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Show up at 6:00 to find out!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s for a 13 person gangbang, Last Supper reenactment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Put this piece of me in your mouth and drink my bodily fluids."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fightin' the good fight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No! It's a wine & sushi party. And he walks on water for your entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This fahking guy keeps trying to kiss my cheeks again! Cmon man! Its 6pm! I'll see you outside in the parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago