Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 12 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Would not recommend Orion's belt, three stars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Still better than the solar system

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

On*

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Flashes the neuralyzer

That’s what I said

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

"I never saw one eating popcorn!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Reads like a title of NotTheOrion

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Well, I think it's heavenly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

It has space for improvement

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

The puns are getting Messier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

😆😆