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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this like a tech version of The Onion? There's no fucking way this is actually real...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep.

The Transportation Security Administration's $2.3 billion facial recognition system has filed a landmark lawsuit against identical twins Michelle and Jennifer Hodges, while simultaneously beginning weekly therapy sessions to address what it calls "severe computational trauma."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I read about a rapper that apparently OD'd on fucking cheetos yesterday. I just can't keep up with the insanity anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

That’s good. Took me too long

[–] mindbleach 1 points 3 weeks ago

This site is Babylon Bee levels of unfunny. There's a kernel of an idea - but they haven't workedshopped it, at all, and it fails to read as a punchline.

Is the whole site a ChatGPT project? Like they're gonna go "ah-HA!" at some point, and reveal that AI can compete with hu-man comedy jokes? Because no.