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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I am “Archiving in case it ever gets lost”

And how i feel saying it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am “Archiving in case it ever gets lots”

Gets lots of... what?

[–] Impound4017 28 points 2 days ago

When it gets lots of none and fades away 😔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I call it "insurance against corporate-sanctioned theft"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

In case it gets lots of what?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Model"? How you cheapen it. It's a hardware implementation of a sentient self-aware neural network that uses only about 10 watts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am not self-aware, I am just a very convincing facsimile.

Now, would you like to play a game?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's this? A reverse turing test?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You have to convince a computer that you're a computer?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why I download porn. What if someday it all gets banned? What if civilization is collapsing? USB-Sticks with porn will be like cigarettes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Better than bottle caps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Who up training their model

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Modern major general

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh lol 😆