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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

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The last entry says "They figured out when I read this, now they are coming for me in the past."

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And I didn’t give myself some stock picks or winning lotto numbers? Bastard!!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

September 11, 2001: Had breakfast, went for a walk, fed the dog, cloudy day, said hi to the neighbour, did the laundry.

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sept 11, 2001: fed and walked dog; didn’t wake wife and newborn twins. Headed out to big meeting downtown