But for real, the cops will be called
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Nice! You put plastic into the ground.
Maybe they splurged for a ceramic one. Or illegally bought a real one.
"Bought"
It's also going to degrade by the time they sell. It won't even look like a skeleton by then.
Plastic that isn't in the sun doesn't tend to degrade beyond recognition.
The stuff on the surface will still get enough uv over 10 to 20 years to degrade and collapse. Plastic Halloween decorations aren't built to last outside.
This is going to be under the deck. There won’t be much direct sunlight. The deck will block most of it.
It's under a deck, and the deck may even have trees or a roof over it.
If you end up giving the new home owner a heart attack and they die… does that make you a real murderer by way of a fake murder?
A real manslaughterer
Can't have manslaughter without laughter.
This is really funny but it could backfire 😂
Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very "no officer, it is plastic. I don't know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to."