If you get the head, it grants immortality.
I heard it from a monk.
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The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
If you get the head, it grants immortality.
I heard it from a monk.
Well... You can try.
Jigo beat me to it.
turned out bad for him.
I was going to link a clip, but apparently it's lost in the ether.
new fuckin wallpaper
The One Who Knows Silence In The Earth.
Nokotan?
"Yes, I'd like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior: SpongeBob SquarePants."