Games

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

Access denied without key card.

"PUT DISPENSER HERE"

"Would you kindly?"

"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"

"Hey, you finally awake"

EDIT:

"I make my own luck"

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )

"Guys the drill, go get it"

"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"

"Mission failed, we will get them next time"

"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"

"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean" ~~perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code~~

"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"

"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"

"You must gather your party before venturing forth." - Baldur's Gate 2

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

• "Alley-oop!"
• "You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!"
• "Give it some Oomph!"
• "Now it's Reyn time!"
• "Man, wha' a buncha jokas!"

Yeah, I played too much Xenoblade. Honorable mentions to:

• "Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier"

Greetings traveler, there are new missions available at the New Haven bounty board!

Hello… - undead wheezing style (WoW)

I don’t have time to play with myself - Duke Nukem

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

"This is not a warning. This is a sentence."

"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

Technology is incredible!

~Random NPC in Pallet Town in Pokémon Red/Blue

Vu-

Vu-

Vulome

Vulome

...

Isvoli!!

Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Edit: From a different game.

"He's fucked in the head, the world's fucked in the head, and YOU'RE fucked in the head because MY fucked up head is inside it. Guess if you wanna save the world, that's the first step; get fucked in the head."

I came when I heard you'd beat the ELITE FOUR.

"They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You, have been chosen."

“This guy are sick”

My ass! My ass! My beautiful ass!

"Somethin's Wrong with the G-Diffuser!"

"... I guess I should be Thankful..."

"Hey, what's the big Idea!?"

"Don't party just yet. It's time to try our new weapon"

"COCKY LITTLE FREAK"

"Somebody beat us here. it's all gone!"

Hier ist das Bier billig.

The beer is cheap here. Most landlords in the German version of Baldur's Gate 1 say this.

"Mandatum?... Yay."

"Camundament?... Imenaso!"

• Age of Empires series.

"Breach in starboard fusion chamber."

"Green line confirmed."

"This is a cakewalk."

"Guidance failure, we're losing control."

• Homeworld series.

"Bring it, yo!"

• The World Ends With You.

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

"THIS HURTS YOU."

• Mass Effect 2.

"For the ~~sampler~~ Chancellor!"

"Watch out for those wrist rockets!"

"Just like shooting womp-rats, aye kid?"

"We have lost a command post! Take it back!!"

• Star Wars Battlefront II.

"Have you seen those warriors from Redguard? They got curved swords! Curved... Swords!"

• The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim.

"~~Friendship~~ Frameshift drive charging..."

• Elite Dangerous.

"DEVOUR!!!"

• Tales of Berseria.

Hey, Hey, Hey! It's time to make some crazy money. Are y'all ready? Here we gooo!

"Try not to cripple beneath my girth." - Chiv2 as I was mounting a horse.

Ich geh dann mal

"Sir. Finishing this fight" - Master chief, Halo 2 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" - Guard, Oblivion

"I love you, sarge!"

"deeeeeeeaaaaaath" -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds.

From your friendly robot, HK-47.

FISSION MAILED

And

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!