this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that's going to be a very strong chin

[–] jballs 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's got a sharper chin than Superman himself. How the hell is that even possible?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That kid is going to be Captain Jezal dan Luthar.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Which leads to the juvenile but hugely entertaining question of "best/worst thing to yell while climaxing and trying to impregnate someone."

Personally, I'm torn between the simple "For the Emperor!" and "DakkaDakka!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Waaaaaaagh"

"We can't hold em"

"I live again"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I already think WAAAAAAGH too often and too quickly.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Hows the many kids?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yelling dakadakadaka while going back and forth would be hilarious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We are the hammer!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Blood for the Blood God!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bad stereotype. Way too many of us are old grognards coming to the hobby as middle aged dads.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Grognard means you played on older rules and complain about new things.

That or you fought for Napoleon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah but I still laughed.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just hit the gym until you have a physique like literally Superman, then become rich and famous. Oh, it also doesn't hurt to be incredibly masculine and handsome.