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[โ€“] [email protected] 135 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do "woke fillings" contain trans fats?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

#1 most underrated comment

[โ€“] Ghyste 73 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Alt: Mad Max gif of Max identifying the bait as bait

[โ€“] [email protected] 69 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lol, woke fillings.

Imagine being the drone who had to write that corporate slop, must just be a twitch away from having that bullet go through his brain.

[โ€“] QuantumSparkles 5 points 4 days ago

โ€œSo would you like ham or turkey?โ€ โ€œUhโ€ฆ turkey I guessโ€ โ€œFUCK OFF COMMIE THATโ€™S THE MEAT OF THE ENEMYโ€

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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Woke really does just mean "anything that suggests any adjustment whatsoever to my pre-installed beliefs, behaviours or feelings". I would assume the Daily Mail would also consider uninstalling McAfee Anti-virus from a new Dell desktop to be "woke".

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What I love about how the term got defined in court by Desantis is that it is something that recognizes systemic wrong doing within our government practices. Thus anyone who believes our schools are to woke, are thus being woke. Anyone who believes our borders have not been addressed properly, are in fact woke. Trump is woke unless he believes all of our governmental practices are and were perfect before he enters office.

[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

AKA, The Daily Heil

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I didn't even know it was The Fail but anyone who spells it "Zac" is cunt too probably

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[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago

"Woke filling" is what i call it when i come by to fill up your secretly gay dad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yawn, they said the same thing about us Millenials with our avocado toast!

Its amazing how much of the Gen Z criticism is just recycled Millennial complaints.

[โ€“] Kernal64 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The stuff they said about Millennials was the same stuff they said about Gen X, minus the specifics of liking avocados. It's the age old cycle of old people being mad that young people exist and might have different preferences. Tale as old as time, sadly.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My guess is it isn't old people themselves being mad, but the media trying to make them hate young people so they vote conservative. They're more likely to vote conservative if they have am enemy who's taking over that they hate.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

Now now... that's assuming any Gen Z can afford a sandwich ;)

Woke air sandwich!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

"The other day I had myself a wish sandwich! A wish sandwich is when you got two slices of bread, and you wish you had some meat, bow bow bow"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The woke filling that they are talking about is chicken. It's woke because it's low in fat.

I wish I was making this up but that's what the article says.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (12 children)

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My grandad liked ham sandwiches.

My dad liked crisp sandwiches.

I like like all of the above and fancy woke sandwiches. And I'm an older Brit. I have no idea what point I'm trying to make. Get off my lawn! Ooh, innit cold?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I was hoping it was fake but The Daily Mail has no shame. Hereโ€™s an Internet Archive link.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

You like something I don't like?

THAT MEANS WAR!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Beans on toast" is a classic English sandwich.

The woke is coming from inside the house.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Beans on toast isn't a sandwich. If it's anything, it's an exotic form of pizza considering that it's a flat bread with tomato sauce and a bean and cheese topping.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Mustard is a bit exotic for mail readers isn't it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Oh will someone think of the sandwiches

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

There is no such thing as a "woke filling". It's food or it's not.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Fucking transgender bicycle sandwiches!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Gen Z Brits are turning their backs on British sandwich classics like ham and mustard and cheese and onion in favour of 'fancy' fillings like avocado, olives and continental cheese.

Link

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Better than incontinental cheese.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

cows are from the middle east, native wild european wisent are the only non-woke option

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

real europeans subsist solely on hazelnuts, parsnips, and pestulent hares.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

i only eat non-woke sandwiches like a toast sandwich

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Flavour is woke!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Who was the snowflake again?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

That's nice - new sandwich options for lunch!

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