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Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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Clean jokes (or cleaned-up jokes) that your Mom would like.

NO:

Humor is universal and laughter should be shared by everyone, without excluding or belittling others.

It doesn't have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

Dad jokes are OK here too, and you can find more of those here: https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

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A cowboy walks into the bar, only to find it's empty. (seattlelunarsociety.org)
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A cowboy walks into the bar, only to find it's empty.

Only the bartended, polishing a glass, is behind the bar.

"Where's everyone at?" Asks the cowpoke.

"At the hangin'." Bartender says.

"Hangin'?!" The cowboy asks. "Hadn't heard. Who are they stringing up?"

"The Brown Paper Kid."

"The Brown Paper Kid?"

"That's right. Wears brown paper pants, brown paper vest, even a brown paper hat." Bartender nods looking at the glass.

"Damn. Never heard of him. What's they get him for?" Asks the cowboy.

"Rustling."

Originally posted to Reddit by jonnyprophet

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