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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jellyfish are cnidarians, a phylum which also includes corals and sea anemones. Jellyfish are a specific lifecycle stage of medusozoans (their own subphylum), while corals and sea anemones are anthozoans (another subphylum of Cnidaria).

So yup, they are polyps before sexual maturity. And you'll find they're more closely related to corals than they are to members of any other phylum.

Edit: I highly recommend that anyone who wants to get lost in the world of marine invertebrates check out WoRMS and then follow along in parallel on Wikipedia as you navigate the tree.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You just made up all those words.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Jellyfish are a subcagetorum of cthulonic phteven

[–] Klear 11 points 3 weeks ago

You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you think jellyfish grow in trees?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahh immortality, I’m jelly.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

There is a species of jellyfish which is functionally immortal. When they get too old they simply turn into children again and re-age.

Edit: I'm not saying it's not biologically immortal, I'm saying functionally immortal because I'm indicating that it can still be killed.

Saying something doesn't experience aging is not the same as insisting it cannot die.

2+2=4 is not less correct because 2x2 also equals 4.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

functionally immortal

Biologically immortal is the term you were looking for

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I came here to say this... that shit is insane.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] fsxylo 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then they'll be unfunctionally immortal.

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[–] fsxylo 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They will be aerodynamically immortal.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sort of like humans, but we turn into children again and die. Can't say we don't try tho.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn't enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I disagree, time should flow left to right and by the nature of the egg it starts with top-to-bottom. so you have to start on the left, go to the bottom, keep going right, then the jellyfish rises so go back to top and then complete the circle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But what came first? The jellyfish or the egg??!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The answer is always the egg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Always the egg.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you change your orientation, this could still be clockwise

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Yep if I look at the back of my phone, instead of this, it is indeed!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Jellyfish are creepy and gross, they're like living sea mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Mushrooms are creepy and gross too, when you get to know them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

fungi are conceptually lovecraftian horrors but in practice they're basically just strange plants, and i find that neat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

they're basically just strange plants

Actually they're closer to strange animals, which just reinforces just how neat they are!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nooo they're so cool. I could watch them all day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fair enough, they just creep me out for some reason lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, it's wild, but there's not a lot of fuck in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda fit, they have no fuck to give too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

The proud moment in every jellyfish's life when the buds come in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In stasis, it bends but won't break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion's roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She's born again
[...]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She'll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never read this, and I don't know if it's even a song or a poem or what... and yet somehow, I get the feeling that they're lyrics to a TOOL song.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Haken - sempiternal beings I had to look it up cause I was 100% with you on thinking TOOL.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don’t believe any single part of this, it just can’t be true

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

the more you learn about how different species work the more your current worldview absolutely crumbles into dust and you see reality for the lawless mess that it is.

Barnacles are crustaceans, if you slice one in half you see that it's a fucked up deformed crayfish sitting inside the shell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

One species is immortal, and just does this cycle again when it gets old.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_dohrnii

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

They also track sunlight so you can predict where they will be at certain times in areas with shade. Example: more likely to be closer to eastern shores in the mornings, further out at night.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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