this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

You have $875k worth of stuff in your cart? Imagine accidentally clicking 1 click checkout or something.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have to imagine that my credit card would flag it as fraudulent, since it is approximately $845,000 above my credit limit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Still, I bet you'd immediately have to get back on and next day yourself some new underwear.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

After clicking on a $43k chandelier, now my "recommended products" for underwear is just a bunch of diamond-encrusted things...

Edit: thongs, damn autocorrect. But it still works

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Which is even more awesome given your username.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

$870k and no prime shipping? That's a deal breaker!

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 6 points 3 weeks ago

Next year they'll have 24 light chandeliers and you'll have a tough time sellin this thing for anywhere close to what you paid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Invest"? This use of the word appears to be inappropriate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Curious why a woman's long sleeve shirt shows up when searching for "Chandelier". Algorithms never cease to amaze.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

Looks like this is not the search but their shoppingcart list.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Amazon search is becoming largely unusable now that they show you what they want to sell you, instead of what you want to buy. I was trying to buy a phone case the other day, which requires that I get one made for my phone, as everyone knows, and it kept showing me cases for other phones that I don't own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I was looking for a winter jacket a few years ago and tried Amazon. I was scrolling through, and I wasn’t finding anything. So I sorted by price, high to low, thinking, I’m not poor I can splurge on a nice jacket.

Top of the list was a jacket for $20K. I decided to stop saying shit like “I’m not poor”.