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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

The only apps that can give me notifications are my messenging app my phone app and my email app. The rest get notifications blocked on install.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

DATA me NEED DATA

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

App developers should learn that the "Maybe later" button makes me delete their app.

Yes or no.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

"OK, adding pen and paper to your shopping list."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I hate how app send notifications constantly now. It's gotten to the point where I'll just uninstall it if it annoys me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I've muted 95% of all apps from being able to notify me.

[–] beastlykings 3 points 5 hours ago

On top of that I'll sometimes put them entirely to sleep when I'm not using them. You get zero background privileges. I don't need you running in the background updating crap, when I only need to use you a few times a year.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago

I mercilessly block notifications. Especially Uber

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I changed my first name in part because of this kind of nonsense. In the old days companies would refer to you as Mr. Surname, these days they're gross and chummy. Stay in your lane, we're not friends, you can use my paperwork name that I have no emotional connection to.

[–] JamesStallion 6 points 6 hours ago

Hey Flamekebab, why aren't you meeting your commitment to practice swahili for 40 minutes a day :(

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I'm using more and more "master" as a first name online. That helps a lot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

A most excellent idea, my liege.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I'm taking this idea, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Turn on "do not disturb" permanently. That's what I did

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Setting my phone to silent semi-permanently was a great decision. The sound of sensation of buzzing has become something I dread. Do not "ping" at me, machine. I will check for messages when I am bored, and no sooner!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It's the only thing worse than getting interrupted using the app asking for me to review it

[–] [email protected] 40 points 14 hours ago

Three seconds after you start it for the 1st time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

I do review them when they pull that bullshit, I give them 1 star.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Any app that does shit like that immediately loses notification privileges. At the very least. If it's something that I don't need (thanks for reminding me, app), then I will just remove it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish there was a more punitive option. Like, yeah, I disallowed notifications, but I also had a leaky gallon of liquid shit delivered to the CEO's home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

The most punitive thing you can do is give it a 1 star review.

As it so happens it's also the nicest thing you can do for everybody else since it makes it less likely people will download that app.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

No application should have this privilege by default. I only gives it to apps that can't work without it.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

One more reason why i prefer Open Source. There, apps get made for utility, not for money.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And popularized by utility, not profit or market share

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

Or ad campaigns! Don't forget terrible products that are popularized by ads alone!

[–] [email protected] 155 points 19 hours ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I have this as a sticker on my water bottle

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 18 hours ago (17 children)

The worst are apps that send ads through notifications.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 16 hours ago

That's an instant uninstall for me

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Sometimes I put directions into Maps for a work thing and I have to be there before the location opens to the public and when I put the address in, before it will give me directions, the app says, "HEY, THE PLACE YOU'RE GOING MIGHT NOT BE OPEN, JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW, STUPID ASSHOLE."

It makes me unreasonably(?) furious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Driving somewhere unknown, I need gas..."hey phone, take me to the nearest gas station" "okay, here's a tiny list of gas stations to choose from, please click the one you want"

Hands free navigation at its finest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

And then it asks you if the gas station you want is one 8 hours away, instead of the one 3 minutes from your current location. This has happened to me many times.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I get this happen to me too, but honestly it feels like a feature that helps more people than it annoys the rest. Even though I'm among those annoyed

[–] Threeme2189 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's like when customer service call centers have 'longer than average wait times" because of "higher than average call volume" all of the fucking time. If it happens all the time, it ain't higher than average.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with "traffic is heavier than usual". Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.

[–] Quacksalber 34 points 17 hours ago

"You haven't given us your data in a while!"

[–] [email protected] 50 points 19 hours ago

"You are right, I'm not using you. Uninstalled."

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