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[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

They just want to propagate. The best chance a plant has to do that is by being tasty or useful to humans so we cultivate them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Isn't the flavour of cocoa also originally a pesticidal chemical lol

[–] ArbitraryValue 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Caffeine is poisonous to us too, so I think it's more accurate to say that humans enjoy the side effects of that particular neurotoxin. It's generally not possible for someone healthy to drink enough coffee to die, but they sell pure caffeine (for research) and even seemingly small amounts of that will kill a person.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can buy 200mg pure anhydrous caffeine pills at Walmart for like $5. It's abundant and as safe as coffee if you don't go nuts. The max daily recommended dose is 400mg, anything past that could cause harm

[–] ArbitraryValue 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

What I had in mind is more like this 25kg bucket. That's enough to kill about 2,000 people, which is actually a lot fewer people than I would have guessed before I looked up the LD50.

I've never actually seen caffeine in a bucket myself, but I worked in a lab once that had a big plastic jar of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Isn't the LD 50 just over a gram?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What’s the bottom imagine from?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Still my favorite "WTF" line delivery in any film or show.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What does anyone have against "u", fucking fuck?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Americans have been trying to eliminate the letter "u" for centuries.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Heroin, opium and morphine are derived from poppies. Too much of any narcotic and you die

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

Yeah but we need to process the shit out of it. Is anything really going to die from eating some raw poppy seeds?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't really need to be processed much. Heated plant parts for tea and the sap is ready to smoke after drying. Both of these processes do count as processing but I would not say it counts as "process[ing] the shit out of it. "

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

To overdose to death on it you need to also purify and concentrate it. Animals aren't even heating and smoking it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

You don't need to purify to drink it just extract it. It's hard to smoke enough opium to OD (which I guess counts as concentration through evaporation but isn't purified to seperate alkoloids) to death without other drugs but it is pretty easy to over do it with just tea. Like a previous poster said tea extractions will have wildly varying potencies so they can kill even those with tolerance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

People die almost every year overdosing on tea made from poppy seeds.

The potency of the seeds vary so much that you can buy two jars and drinking a tea made from one will give you a decent buzz and the other will kill you if you drink half.

If an animal were to eat a seed pod, it could definitely die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

statistically no, but its possible to get a random group of poppyseeds that are extra potent. its why for example, South Korea bans it (as they dont even want the chance for them to get collected)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So how do we do poppy seed bagels?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The poppy seeds don't contain the opiate, the surrounding latex contains it (visual: pomegranate seeds, and the inedible flesh you free it from).

Some of that opiate might get on the seeds, but its mixed into such quantities with other poppy seeds that the potency level is diluted to virtually nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

And yet, can still fuck the unlucky in a drug test.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Wow. I guess I need to eat more bagels

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Well, we are pretty big for insects

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

yeah ive found that a combo mix of rosemary oil and cinnamon oil works great as a gnat spray

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.

[–] Gullible 5 points 19 hours ago

Obligatory symbiosis is a sexy, sexy vehicle for propagation.

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