Sorry for the reddit link but it's pretty funny. OP's responses are really good
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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I love his response "so I'll bear this cross forever" when someone asked him about his cylinder in another post.
the tesla employee controlling the robot
An arduino, a bread board, some resistors, a $2 DC motor, some sprockets, a bike chain, and a fleshlight. What you choose to do with these items is up to you.
That's a lot of extra components if you just want to make your own dick guillotine. You can probably do it with just the bike chain and motor!
E: Dick Guillotine would be a great burlesque/drag king name
Don't fuck your robot untill you have a good undersading of her technical documentation. Don't be shallow.
The cylinder is already suffering undue stress being squeezed by the robot's vice-like grip.
"HA HA HUMAN. I HAVE YOUR WEENIE."
Wow did you just doxx his cylinder?
Well maybe a LITTLE stressed, if the mood is right.
imagine getting a STD from a robot's cold hard dry hand.
If you don't trust a self driving Tesla car to avoid pedestrians, don't trust a Tesla robot to hold any of your meat cylinders
I be it's an above-average sized cylinder.
If there were any chance of these being a real product ever, you could probably make a fortune being the first robot pimp.