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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am the developer of that scanner's software. There is a known bug, where the scanner says "€" instead of "cm" when little objects come near it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I definitely heard about this from reliable independent sources

[–] kambusha 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And yes I keep a barcode on it so I can keep inventory of the goods.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I shave my pubes to form a QR code that links to my most recent STD checkup.

Edit: “scan here for my consent form”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need this magnum thread tape for my monster pipe.

[–] candyman337 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So your job is to be filled by monsters?
Bad Dragon product tester?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Too bad it's worth so little