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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

"I dunno... Am I an early bird?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The early bird gets the first worm.. but the late worm lives longest.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

"The second mouse gets the cheese"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Love a Shel Silverstein reference.