I had to check I wasn't on The Onion.
"I know what will break our law professor strike! I'll hire the students who did poorly in their class to take them to court! That'll show em!"
...and...
"I've got a great idea boys. Let's get even with Prof. Smith for giving us bad grades in law classes. We will take them all to court to prove we deserved an A+!" (Narrator: They did not.)
...and...
”Let's see who can last in court longer, us with no access to new legal talent due to the strike, or them with their combined centuries of legal experience!”
I love this. This is so rich.