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[โ€“] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Explanation: Roman men in general, and Roman soldiers in particular, disdained trousers until around the mid-2nd century AD (they started wearing trousers a bit earlier in the colder regions of the Empire, but it wouldn't catch on for a while). They considered it very unmanly and unRoman! So they wore tunics which, of course, could not be too long, or else they would restrict movement. As such, a legion of Roman soldiers would be showing a LOT of leg ๐Ÿฅต

Amusingly enough, this was acknowledged as potentially sexy by the Romans themselves - Mark Antony, one of Caesar's top generals and a notorious ladies' man, was condemned by his enemies for wearing SCANDALOUSLY short tunics to show off his sexy legs. What a tease he was!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, that's fine and all, but which waifu is showcasing their legs here?

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, that's Mark Antony, of course!

~(I~ ~have~ ~no~ ~clue)~

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Now I have to look up whether Mark Antony actually exists in the Fate universe...

[โ€“] CellarRat 22 points 1 month ago

Rin Tosaka from the fate series

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

potentially sexy

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A toga for each leg? I dig it!

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That why the Romans won so many wars, their enemies were clearly distracted :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then how do you explain the Roman victory over the naked Gaesatae in the Battle of Telamon?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Nudity is barbaric; you have to tactically show your goods. Tease them, or it's just clinical, tbh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They are lucky jeans weren't invented, it's so bad having to wear them living in a hot place.