this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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I'm always cleaning up murder scenes... they all say that they want the gore gone.


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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The tongues on her feet are cute.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I am the one who snocks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Rock hard, baby!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I am the one who snoots.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”

What is the first one? I still don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

"petrifying gaze"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Okay that's great!