this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And you know what? They did steal our pile of rocks

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Bloody Romans!

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That still doesn't give you carte blanche to steal everyone else's rocks.

Give 'em back.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No, we will put them in our museum

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

and turned it into the Hadrian wall

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The Gauls would like a word

[โ€“] Justas 5 points 2 months ago

It also required so many soldiers to keep that anyone put in charge of Britannia could take the legions to march on Rome and would have a chance of becoming the new emperor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And worst of all: What have the romans ever done for us?