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The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
Art by kenzi_kk
OK, hear me out. What if we take a tiny clone of Hitler and dangle him on a long stick attached to 096s back. Then we put him on a treadmill. He can't get to him because the stick is to long, he generates power while running and nobody is going to mourn tiny Hitler if does end up getting him. Win, win win.