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TranscriptionThe "I Guess We Doin Circles Now" meme, with the factory labeled as "IKEA", and the object coming out of the factory normally being a simple bed. The worker pulls up a Blahaj shark, and says "I guess we doing sharks now".

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

And yet, always sold out!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Financially speaking, it makes a lot of sense. If the make beds noone will buy more than they need, which means they lose customers. If they sell blåhaj I will continue to buy them until the end of time, which means they have a solid revenue stream.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Ikea is basically an oversized plushie store

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everyone else: goes to ikea for furnature and stuff like that

Me: SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY takes shork home and cuddles them :3

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

My Blåhaj is basically a bed accessory

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

The transgender population singlehandedly keeping IKEA profitable

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

no text on first half, guy just contemplates it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You do what you gotta do if you have no orb.