Once upon a time, there was an elderly man coming home from the grocery store who went to unlock his door. To his surprise, the lock would not accept his key and he was greeted by a strange woman that claimed the house was hers. The man had been living there and was not a landlord, so he was unsure how the woman was able to steal his house in such a short time. Before he could make any conclusions, an identical woman runs up to him from behind and steals his wallet and car keys from his pocket before starting his car impossibly fast and driving away before he could even move. He was furious, and before the woman could close the door, he put his foot inside and forced himself in. The furniture and rooms were completely different, as if someone had been living there for years. He quickly grabbed the shotgun hanging above the fireplace and shot the woman, but he just managed to remove her arm and chased at him seemingly unfazed by the injury. She would smile at him with sharp teeth and scream “This is my house now!” and attempt to bite his head. The man dodged and hit the woman in the mouth with the butt of his gun, managing to break some of the woman’s teeth, but they just grew back out in seconds like the teeth of a shark.
The man got away from the woman by running into the other parts of the house, but he quickly got lost because the layout of the home was impossibly large and entirely different from before. He had long hallways like a hotel and rooms like abandoned buildings, with windows that looked out into mysterious black stone. He ran as he reloaded his gun also trying to avoid being entranced by the otherworldly sounds coming from the walls. As the homeowner was chasing him he used the gun to shoot her and managed to knock her down. The homeowner’s face and body began melting like a candle’s wax under a flame, and began to smell like cat food. He blinked and found himself inside of his home with his groceries in his kitchen and his car in the driveway, but could not figure out why his key would not turn his lock anymore.