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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago

Chemists from 1925 in 1960.... I don't remember always having this much cancer... Or reduced lung function.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All chemists from 1925 are dead.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Not me, that means there's a 100% survival rate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Correlation, not causation

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone who worked in nuclear power you should definitely NOT pipette by mouth.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

As someone who worked with radioactive materials: I dropped my screwdriver :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIP, Science 0 Demon core: what like 3 now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I don't known why people malign the poor core so much. It killed way less people than it was designed to do.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Chasing the dragon again eh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, at least you are not a smoothskin anymore!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How else will you get that gorgeous metallic flavor that portends your teeth falling out?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Today, LSD would never be discovered. Guy didn't even use gloves and lived to 102.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Started to feel bad at work and then drove home on the worlds first acid trip.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didn't he (famously) ride his bike home?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

That was when he took LSD for the first time intentionally. There was one time before that when he absorbed it accidentally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It was 1943 and even in Switzerland fuel was not to be had. Incidentally, it was the same day that the Jewish uprising in the Warsaw Ghetto began.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors. After some two hours this condition faded away.

This was, altogether, a remarkable experience - both in its sudden onset and its extraordinary course. It seemed to have resulted from some external toxic influence; I surmised a connection with the substance I had been working with at the time, lysergic acid diethylamide tartrate. But this led to another question: how had I managed to absorb this material? Because of the known toxicity of ergot substances, I always maintained meticulously neat work habits. Possibly a bit of the LSD solution had contacted my fingertips during crystallization, and a trace of the substance was absorbed through the skin. If LSD-25 had indeed been the cause of this bizarre experience, then it must be a substance of extraordinary potency. There seemed to be only one way of getting to the bottom of this. I decided on a self-experiment.

Exercising extreme caution, I began the planned series of experiments with the smallest quantity that could be expected to produce some effect, considering the activity of the ergot alkaloids known at the time: namely, 0.25 mg (mg = milligram = one thousandth of a gram) of lysergic acid diethylamide tartrate.

From LSD: My Problem Child by Albert Hofmann. I will leave it to others to explain all the ways in which this is absolutely hair-raising.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

at least he went about it scientifically rather than going "yo bruh try somma this shit, it's fire trust me"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've gotten 2 skin burns from chemicals with a nitrile glove breakthrough time of <1 second

underfunded undergrad lab classes without heavy duty gloves shouldn't be allowed to use fuming nitric acid >:(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I'm all fairness, nobody should be using fuming nitric acid unless absolutely necessary.

At least you didn't catch on fire. It likes to do that too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

My uncle was a med lab tech in the hospital. They still had "no mouth pipetting" signs up in the late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

"Hmm, new compound, eh? Let's taste it."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Curie, Death,

Be "alpha" in the grave 😎😎 supaaa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah the alpha is fine, it’s the beta and gamma radiation that got her

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You got me,
Except if this going inside the corps 😅🤗

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://www.jstor.org/stable/4593645

chemists live longer because all the poisons are fighting each other.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We call it three stooges syndrome

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"heats up lunch with a Bunsen burner"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I tried scrambling an egg using the vortexer (it didn't work)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Do they still sell the Pipetting silly straws somewhere? I was in a Bio lab last week and they didn't have any (but still told everyone to NOT pipette the E.Coli with their mouths) so I really want to try that now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll never get the vague vinegar stains out of my hand

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Vague Vinegar is 100% something you'd make in slime rancher

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Still better than first phosphorus discovery

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't look in my lab please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Dunno about now, but I had to pipette stuff in BTech. That's less than 10 years ago.