Futurama

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

Shutup baby, i know it

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Do a flip!

I'm back baby!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Bite my shiny metal ass

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Me, Bender.

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Daffodils.

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."

Shut up baby I know it

"The truth is often stupid"

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!