Gaming

Dadspace - A game of smoking meats and questionable fashion choices

Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.

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Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens

Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.

Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.

All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.

I have no Mouth and I must Cream

... I don't want to talk about it

Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is

AMOGUS - Nothing changed

Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.

The Itcher - a man's journey to free himself from feeling itchy.

Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.

Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space

Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house

Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism

Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs

Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.

Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo

Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears

Fallout: New Vegs - a post-apocalyptic farming simulator.

Pants vs. Zombies: a tower defence game where a clothing shop keeper must protect their property from a zombie apocalypse by throwing jeans, khakis, capris, shorts etc. at them.

Pathfinder Kinmaker: It's all about managing your lineage.

Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone

Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.

Assassin's Reed. A game about an Assassin and his precious piece of Reed that he uses to kill people with.

Dom - a former space marine navigates the lifestyle in a point-and-click adventure with a kinky flair

Amnesia: the dark decent

A survival horror where you have to run away from a very polite, forgetful monster.

Keep Taking and Nobody Explodes: steal as much as you can before the bomb detonates.

Tom Raider - The guy who invented raiding.

American Tuck Simulator..

Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.

Andy Crush - dating sim.

Word of Warcraft - word feud with elves and orcs

BiShock - I'm Christian and unfortunately cannot elaborate further on this sinful content

Tar Craft - A liquid based physics construction game.

Hal - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Microsoft Fight Simulator 2020

Learn how to fight in photorealistic settings all around the world!

War raft: an RPS game set in the ocean.

Grand heft auto: a weightlifting simulator.

World of Go - A puzzle game where you have to play multiple games of Go to complete puzzles, and save the world from the enigmatic World of Go corporation.

Allout New Vegas

Now you're broke!

Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.

Hollow Night: Drunken Vampires without a life

Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:

• Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
• Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
• Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
• Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
• The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
• Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
• Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales' mom
• Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
• Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
• Oom: Out of mana

Microsoft Light Simulator 40th Anniversary- The classic particle / wave physics simulator now allows you accurately model everything from radio arrays and lasers up to particle accelerators and tokamak reactors.

Slay the Sire: eat the rich!

Words With Fiends - Travel through the planes of Hell debating the denizens.

Allout - A game about surviving in the wake of a nuclear disaster

These are all amazing!

Surviving Mrs: this war of mine but as a dude who got caught cheating.

Loo hero: plumber simulator

Dot - puzzle game using dots

Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time