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[โ€“] brown567 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I'd be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power...

-Batman, presumably

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should probably be terrified of Batman either way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The innocent have nothing to fear... nothing at all... gulp ๐Ÿ˜….

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Thatโ€™s why IM letting the Us Government sponsored by AppleGoogleยฎ put a listening device in my room because I know Im innocent so they would never hurt me

Ps. Bat Manโ€™s on rule is donโ€™t kill not donโ€™t put innocents in comas

[โ€“] SomeAmateur 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I work with a K9 search and rescue team now and then. The team is very good at going deep into the woods looking for missing and/or dead people on scent trails that are sometimes over 24h old.

One of the ladies used a black tactical rig full of pouches. But instead of gun stuff it held gps devices, radios, dog treats, toys, water, collapsible bowls and a dozen other things for her and her dog.

So we geeked out for like five minutes over how useful it was. It's a Condor Ronin Rig if anyone is curious

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

a K9 search and rescue team

Do American police seriously use this fun little pun for their dog units? Because it always sounds to me like they're sending in a team of clunky robots.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Blame the US military in WW2 who started the first US canine unit, they love acronyms and just shortening shit in general. It stuck and came to civilian America.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now whenever I see Bane, I hear him speaking with this one's voice. "What about my pasta maker??"

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Great show. I'm glad it didn't get canceled in the midst of that HBO / MAX kerfuffle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Same here. And Bane gets a lot of screen time in Kite Man: Hell Yeah!, too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Harley Quinn. Heโ€™s also a character in the spinoff series Kite Man.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I meant which series. But gotcha.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I think "Harley Quinn" is the name of the TV series, for what it's worth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I am this coffee machine's reckoning!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, the answer to what if Rob Liefeld made a Batman comic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

the feet aren't hidden enough but still very good

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pocketman...? The man made of pure Pocket?

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

As someone who doesn't only love cargo pants but also cargo shorts, I absolutely get it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MO9CUyuwf4

". . . and you can put so much stuff in there, you wouldn't even know!"