OK, that might be the most impressive bit of parking, both planning and execution.
You can't park there, mate
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules:
- No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
- Be excellent to each other
"It's very easy, I open my house door, then my car door, then get out and move the car manually, then close my house door, then move the chairs back, then eat some dinner, then murder the hitchhikers still trapped in my car, then watch some telly."
Seems like he leaves the car in there in neutral with no handbrake, so that's an accident waiting to happen.
Close the garage door. Where's it going to go?
I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he'd end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)
I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)
... theme tune to Casualty plays.
If he's strong enough to push the thing, can't he just push it back?
No. Because he banged his head when he tripped, right? And then didn't recover for an hour or something, and the car had been pressing against his leg for an hour in such a way that's difficult for him to get leverage on it. If this guy wasn't presumably already long-dead from old-age by now, I'd write to him and tell him of my worst fears.
Surely the guy filming him would help him out
No, they have a code. It's like then when they're filming lions: they don't warn the wildebeest that they're in danger, they have to let nature take its course.
Out for a pack.
That dude is hardcore. "Yeah I got one inch on each side nbd."