you break the windows
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2023
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...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?
They are... well, at least notepad.
If you React quick enough.
Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.
I will use wine to douse the fire.
Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.
But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs
I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.
Change-alternative python to the oldest version and a shocking amount of software stops working.( Sadly even your firewall)
I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind
Noot noot
p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO
Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.
find an open Arch
So true