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Anon lost the most important thing in his life (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great foreshadowing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[–] samus12345 15 points 1 year ago

Is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This one is clever.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[–] newIdentity 1 points 1 year ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

🤌🤌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[–] spez 5 points 1 year ago

These fucking posts man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they're prego