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Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban (isglitch.com)

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago

"Free speech or die trying"

lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I ate the onion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It does sound like him though, so I don't blame you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

"Ground control here. The reentry vehicle options are by: an eccentric billionaire who is blackmailing us, and Boeing."

"I guess we'll wait until the war ends and Russia recovers financially so that we can go with Soyuz again."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Musk, clad in a "Free Speech or Die Trying" t-shirt

Since Musk took over X, tons of accounts have been banned for speaking out against fascists. Looks like it is time for Musk to take the second option.

just a joke bro...unless?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just read the excerpt of what he said, he had to have been soooo very high to have said something so amazingly stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You ate the Onion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, wholeheartedly. I could sorta see him saying that kinda stuff when high though, which is the sad part.

[–] JamesStallion -1 points 2 months ago