You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
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You can't park there, sir (youtu.be)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aaah, Brits:

You can't park there, sir.

Also Brits:

You're bloody pisssed, you cunt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That definitely swung between levels of politeness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ah the good old nuanced British use of Cunt

What are you doing ya daft cunt?

Could mean help is on the way from an old friend or you're about to lose consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

After lengthy consideration I have come to the conclusion that "You can't park there, sir" is my favourite variation of the key line. This chap delivers it splendidly.