Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I never get a happy medium.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I just want a happy medium

[–] W_itjust_works 4 points 3 months ago

Look for one in good spirits. Watch out for a drunk one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I never get a happy medium.

Well done!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

reminds me of the psychic midget that escaped prison. a small medium at large.