this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

Oops, my CD just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Own it next time. Wear velcro on everything

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever worn in a full-on yellow fluorescent set of clothes? They have velcro bottoms.

The whole outfit makes you feel like a stripper / powerline worker combo. It's a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What a glorious description.

[–] smuuthbrane 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Look at Aaron Burr over here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Straight up jorkin it