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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

But then it will be tomorrow and I'll have to go to work....

[–] Sabre363 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if I can't sleep when I go to bed early? I mean, I can't sleep when I go to bed late either, but still

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried an ounce of weed? Surely an ounce of weed will not cause any problems

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The thing is, even though it can help you fall asleep, it's rarely good sleep. At least in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I know lol it's why I suggested way too much weed. An ounce would make over 20 regular sized joints, even the most experienced people only have like 5 grams per day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

My brain didn't catch you said an ounce. Oof, yeah, that would certainly do something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Try living in an illegal country with random unannounced drug tests at your work

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Sleep mode engaged...

...in...

...5....

...hours.

-thought pattern of every night owl who tries sleeping early.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

"WORDS" "This has too many dang letters on it." "WORS"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'd always be sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Missed opportunity on the title, OP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Is it “dufus” or “doofus”?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I can't, i have work/school, i need to protest.