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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I just checked. My own pooper is more or less halfway between my booper and my feet. So ~~since I am a rept~~ if I were a reptile I would be measured only half my current human size.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Reptile legs usually add length in a direction that is orthogonal to the booper-to-pooper one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Cotton Hill, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Biologists would never go for it. Nothing in biology is ever given a whimsical or off-color name.

[–] skulblaka 11 points 1 month ago

kicks Hotwheels Sisyphus under the rug

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My only question is, why are only amphibians measured this way?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Perhaps their tails are easily or often damaged?

So measuring from full fore to aft might give inconsistent results among other similar variables for the examined species, such as location, age, and weight. Going booper to pooper might give more reliable data, if the tails are often snipped at the tip by other reptiles, predators, disease, rogue mohels, swamp boat propellers, or hastily closed doors.

This is my best guess, I'm not lizardologist or a measuresmith.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, it's not the exact same, but human fetuses can be measured similarly with a "crown to rump" length. I have to notate this in my reports (but I include other measurements too like hand/foot length and "crown to heel" length).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Snoot to boot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Spitter to shitter