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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's more effective to take the money you would have spent on postage and give it to the Harris campaign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not both? They aren’t mutually exclusive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mostly because sending troll content to his staff isn't particularly useful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It’s very useful. In fact, as an American citizen, I would say it’s our duty and our right to be allowed peaceful protest in a non-destructive and non-obstructive manner. Any annoyance or waste of time he perceives due to this protest is icing on the proverbial cake. 🫡 🥥🌴

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, I've hit on the strategy!

At the final hour the Supreme Court will declare every woman's vote to be invalid, throwing all results into chaos as they declare all liberals to be secret women. 100% Republican House and Senate.

And the reason I'm confident this is true is that they can never resist saying the quiet part out loud.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if women's votes don't count, the Supreme Court loses votes from 4 of its members and can't make a quorum.

Oh wait, I forgot, rules don't apply to the Supreme Court. Just ask em.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yup, and Thomas will say he identifies as a white woman just to troll the nation one last time before it becomes New Gilead.