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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can't do pspsps without lips.

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Ask his wife!

[–] BudgetBandit 11 points 2 months ago

Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Welcome to Heaven! Here's your harp!

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

"Here's your accordion."

hands over a screaming cat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

The ultimate warm spot

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I don't know enough about cats to dispute that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's also the cat-women on the moon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds delightfully bizarre 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It's that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters' take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Down, Down, Down to Meowphisto's Cafe.