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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You can't do pspsps without lips.

[–] funkless_eck 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] BudgetBandit 11 points 2 months ago

Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats