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Great Satire Writing:
If those quarterly updates had something useful to say in them, we might be bothered to read them ;)
Quarterly? Weekly more like.
"This week we're taking your workflow and completely changing it because we felt like it. Please keep the same productivity even though we added 20 unnecessary steps and 12 redundant steps."
"This week insert managerial circle-jerking recap that has nothing to do with the day to day operation"
Or different managers in the company each send a weekly newsletter to all employees. Additional to the Did-you-see-this-shit-on-our-comporate-social-media-platform mails, for which I don't know any colleague, that actually reads them.
Same goes for marketing: Monday's are like, hey could everyone please like and share our newest LinkedIn/Insta whatever? Friday's are look how our numbers skyrocketed! (B2B company, no idea why they even care about Instagram)
The more they make, the less they contribute to society