this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

Except he'll have his servants pack the bags and drive off in a chauffeured limousine.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He's worked so hard and come so far, he can hopefully now treat himself to a sandwich and a sky subscription.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He's worked so hard and come so far

But in the end, does it even matter?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's a special day, he can treat himself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

True, but what filling? Lettuce?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That would seem appropriate. To borrow an Americanism though, maybe it should be crow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago