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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Someone farted so bad in middle school our eyes were watering and we all had to leave class. Several years later my buddy admitted it was him

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Also in middle school, a buddy farted in the train on the way home. Lots of stink, but it got really stinky and it wouldn't stop to stink. That's when i realized by the look on his face that he had pooped himself.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

One of my friends had a deaf kid in his class in elementary school, and apparently nobody told him that farts make noise. My friend said he would rip super loud farts in the middle of class.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Probably one of my farts, they've been known to warp across time and space right into the faces of unsuspecting people.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It's the lady who has no reaction in the back, on the left.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yep, she smiles ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Always the one who has smelled it first - even though most times they don't admit it :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That saying is an attempt to get people not to acknowledge when someone rudely pollutes your airspace.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Looks like Salvador Vulcano.

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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