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house always wins (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna need this template :o

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