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house always wins (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Bet that thing has a bidet!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Is the toilet seat his macaque?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom... If it's becoming an emergency situation then I'll go pretty much anywhere.

Most people get way less picky once they're legitimately afraid they'll shit their pants

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I'm gonna need this template :o

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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